The Angry Elephant

Seething Sandwiches

$9.99

Bleu Reuben

Pastrami Reuben. Premium pastrami, Swiss cheese, Bavarian sauerkraut, and thousand island dressing, served on a marble rye roll, served with a side of horseradish mustard. Bleu cheese dressing.

$9.99

The Chris Christy Cheeseburger

The burger that will stop traffic! Loosen your belt "And try it"! Black angus half pound burger topped with our special sauce, cheddar sauce, tomato, onion on a toasted kaiser bun.

$9.99

The Chuck Norris "Who You Calling Chicken" Chicken Sandwich

If Chuck Norris, was president, Isis would be waswas. Half pound skinless chicken breast topped with our special sauce, Cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onion on a toasted kaiser bun.

$9.99

The Democrat

Pastrami Reuben. Premium pastrami, Swiss cheese, Bavarian sauerkraut, and thousand island dressing, served on a marble rye roll, served with a side of horseradish mustard.

$13.99

The Green

Ahi tuna sandwich. One lightly seared ahi tuna steak accompanied by wasabi slaw and served on toasted Hawaiian buns.

$9.99

The Libertarian

The Cuban panini. Our pulled pork, premium sliced ham, yellow mustard, and pickles on a pressed grilled kaiser bun

$9.99

The Pacifist

Pulled pork mac n cheese sandwich. Our pulled pork with bbq sauce topped with our mac-n-cheese served on a grilled kaiser bun.

$9.99

The Populist

Philly cheesesteak. Tenderloin philly steak with onions and pepper, and a green chili queso served on a kaiser bun.

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The Original Angry Dogs

$6.99

The Al Gore Frito Pie Dog

Take the Frito pie we credited to al gore and make it into a dog...awesome. An Elsenberg gourmet beef frank, Cheddar cheese, our homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapeños served on a steamed kaiser bun.

$8.99

The Ben Franklin Philly Cheese-Steak Dog

Some claim the war of American independence was won by brave patriots on the battlefield. Others say by the pens of the great statesman of the continental congress. No friends, the war was won by the Philadelphia cheese steak, "Benjamin Franklin" An Elseb

$6.99

The Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog

Often considered the hot dog president but not necessarily because of his food choices. Careful with this messy dog or much like President Clinton, you might end up with it in your lap. An Elsenberg gourmet beef frank, Cheddar cheese, and our homemade chi

$6.99

The Donald Trump New York Dog

"Grab it by the wiener". An Elsenberg gourmet beef frank, horseradish mustard, and authentic New York red onion sauce. Served on a toasted kaiser bun.

$5.99

The FDR All American Dog

Roosevelt was the first to serve hot dogs at the white house while hosting king George vi and Queen Elizabeth of England in 1939. An Elsenberg Gourmet beef frank, ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, and a spear served on a steamed

$6.99

The George W. Bush BLT Dog

Dubya was a big fan of the Blt. He often requested the sandwich for lunch. We think if he tasted our Blt hot dog, he might say, "Don't underestimate it!" An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, mayonnaise, bacon slices, lettuce, and tomato wedges served on a ste

$8.99

The Gerald Ford Reuben Dog

Both president ford and the Reuben are native to Omaha Nebraska and as the former president brought the country together after the Nixon resignation. We bring together two great American culinary traditions. Even his wife Betty Ford would be addicted to t

$6.99

The Grover Cleveland Buffalo Dog

Cleveland once vowed to only drink four beers a day. When he couldn't do that, he simply switched to larger beer steins. An Elsenberg gourmet beef frank, buffalo sauce, bleu cheese bits, tomato slices, and diced onions. Served on a steamed kaiser bun.

$7.99

The Henry Cisneros Mexican Dog

Famed former San Antonio mayor Henry Cisneros is credited with ushering San Antonio into national prominence during his tenure. We think this dog might just do the same for us. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon pieces, cheddar cheese sauce, guacamole

$8.99

The Hillary Clinton Pastrami Dog

Former senator and current secretary of state Clinton is not known to be a fan of sausage, but she apparently is quite the Advocate for pastrami. We think she would approve of our combo. An Elseberg gourmet beef frank, Swiss cheese, dijon mustard, Elsenbe

$6.99

The JFK Baked Bean Dog

JFK loved fully baked beans and half-baked Cuban invasions. An Elsenburg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, bacon pieces, and our homemade baked beans. Served on a steamed kaiser bun.

$6.99

The John Edwards Carolina Chili Dog

North Carolina native and 2004 vice-president candidate, Mr. Edwards gained notoriety for insisting on sharing his hot dog during the campaign. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, our homemade chili, coleslaw, and diced onions served on a ste

$7.99

The LBJ Chili Cheese Texas Works Dog

LBJ famously had several heart attacks. He blamed his first one, while Senate majority leader. On the hot dog, he had for lunch. An Elseberg gourmet beef frank, bacon pieces. Cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion, and pickled sliced jalape

$4.99

The Millard Fillmore Dog

Quick, name something interesting about Millard Fillmore. Exactly, but for those who like it boring, enjoy an Elsenberg gourmet beef frank. Served on a steamed kaiser bun.

$6.99

The Nobama Chicago Dog

Rumor has it that President Obama's favorite food is a Chicago style dog with a Fresca, also rumored is that he likes to eat all he can now and pay for it later. An Elsenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato we

$6.99

The Thomas Jefferson Mac-N-Cheese Dog

Although we question whether gore invented the internet, Thomas Jefferson did bring mac-n-cheese to the USA in 1802 for a dinner at Monticello.

$8.99

The Walter Kronkite Kansas City Dog

A Kansas city native Mr. Kronkite might say about this dog, "It is one small step for men, one giant leap for hot dogs." An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Swiss cheese, spicy brown mustard, and beer-butter sauerkraut and onions served on a steamed kaiser b

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All Hot & Bothered

$9.99

"Merica Chicken Wings"

Ten wings seasoned flash fried and tossed in your favorite sauce.

$9.99

The Amnesty Quesadilla

Large twelve-inch tortilla grilled and filled with shredded Jack and Cheddar cheeses topped with a scoop japs pico and sour cream.

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A Bit Persnickety

$14.99

The Communist

Cheese and sausage plate. Edam, smoked gouda, fontina, and manchego cheese genoa salami and prosciutto served with assorted carr crackers.

$13.99

The Constitutionalist

Shrimp cocktail. Half dozen Texas gulf shrimp served with our house made tequila cocktail sauce.

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Healthy-Rage

$13.99

Ahi Tuna Salad

Crisp field greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, red onion, cucumber slices, Parmesan and crispy wontons tossed in light Asian vinaigrette topped with sesame crusted ahi tuna and wasabi peas.

$7.99

Chop Salad

Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, Cheddar and Bleu cheese. Served with our house cilantro lime vinaigrette dressing. Available as a wrap.

$11.99

Pulled Pork Salad

Fresh spring greens, toasted chopped walnuts, our pulled pork, Bleu cheese crumbles. Served with bbq sauce on the side. Available as a wrap.

$7.99

Spicy Caesar Salad

Romaine lettuce and herb marinated cherry tomatoes tossed with our custom ceaser dressing, topped with roasted corn and black bean salsa, jalapeño croutons, avocado and cilantro. Added as a wrap.

$7.99

The Wedge

Quarter head of iceberg lettuce, Bleu cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon, and fresh ground pepper.

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A Little Chippy

$5.99

Chips & Guacamole

Crispy house-made seasoned chips served with our house-made guacamole.

$5.99

Chips & Queso

Crispy house-made seasoned potato chips served with our house made green chili queso sauce.

$3.99

Crispy House Made Potato Chips

Seasoned with sea salt, cracked pepper and Parmesan cheese with a side of ranch dressing.

$6.99

The Al Gore Frito Pie

Since no one is sure exactly who created the first Frito pie, we decided to credit Al Gore. He certainly had to chow down on something while he was inventing the internet. Fritos, homemade house chili, cheese, jalapeños, sour cream, and onions.

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Sweet Tooth

$6.99

Brownie with Ice Cream

$6.99

Fried Cheesecake

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